Quote 147. “Guns don’t kill people. Dads with pretty daughters do.” • • • #rawrquote #quote #dailyquote #guns #kill #people #dads #pretty #daughters #happyfathersday #fathersday #obamacanttaketheseguns • • • •Happy Fathers Day to everyone. But mostly Fathers. Or Grandfathers. Or Great Grandfathers. Or Future Fathers. • • •ok so we went out for some late night laser tag last night, didn’t get back until 12:30-1:00. I didn’t have time to post a quote, so we’ll just have to skip that one. Yes i have a life sometimes. You mad? Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it. • • •Okay for anyone who knows me from school: You only know my “school self.” Unless we’re good friends, you know me as kinda shy and quiet maybe. Calm and done with everyone at school bc I hate most of you anyways. Well ACTUALLY That’s more of a cover up. Until I get to know you. Then you really wish I would shut up bc I don’t filter for my best friends. I do for most good friends. But anyways, I act WAY different outside of school. Especially at night. For example, I stayed the night at my BEST friend Gabbys house. Aaaaand she knows how I act at night (I’m a total night owl) and we were making food and she was sitting at the table and I had a cutting knife and then I snuck up behind her and wrap my arm around her head and put the knife by her neck while laughing devilishly. ~~Cherrios? You mean tiny anuses!~~And I got bored so I started doing hurdles over her chairs and stuff. I probably wouldn’t do this at other people’s house yet, but I tried to stab her so ya know….things happen. • • •I don’t even feel bad. I told her she would probably get sent to hell just for knowing me. So she sent me this: Her: I didn’t know she was a demon! I just thought she was crazy! Hell’s Gatekeeper:You did see her at night, right? Her: …..yeah. *Gatekeeper shakes head* • • •So yeah I can be dangerous. • • •So if you read all of that^^^^Cherrios?
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