Finally, a way to use magic to ward off internet trolls.
Artist Molly Soda has created a spellbook on digital art site New Hive for all aspiring witches and warlocks of the web.
Molly Soda / Via newhive.com
Behold, the power of the spells. These are no joke. Follow them exactly or risk terrible internet luck.
Molly Soda / Via newhive.com
A banishing spell to ward off an internet troll:
Write down the last thing the troll said to you on a slip of paper. Dig a small hole in your backyard or garden. Bury the slip of paper. Chant:
Trolls of mine / so un-divine
waste away so I can get through the day
I wish to live my life / without strife
Molly Soda / Via newhive.com
A love spell to get someone to "like" your social media post:
You will need a USB stick and a handful of rose petals. Transfer the text, photo, or content you want the object of your desire to like onto the USB stick (important: make sure nothing else is on it!). Eject the USB stick. Place the USB stick on something high like a mantle or a shelf. Cover the USB stick with the rose petals. Chant:
By the "Like this" function of love, bring my desire, and bring for me love, like "likes" to selfies, [person's name] you are now attracted to me!
Molly Soda / Via newhive.com
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