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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

27 WTF Thoughts You Had While Watching: "Gotham"

Season 1, Episode 21: “The Anvil and the Hammer”

Fox

•Ten million points to whatever hair architect created the fabulous pile that is Barbara's bedhead. She literally woke up like this. Stay flawless, Babs.

•"The hour we slept?" says Barbara. "We had fun last night," says Jason. Fictional hotties talking about getting it on dot tumblr dot com is something I would subscribe to in a heartbeat.

•Jason decides to get honest with Barbara in a way he never has before, which would be sweet except that he's getting honest about MURDERING WOMEN. He doesn't get a cookie for that!

•This cut-rate Billie Joe Armstrong would be fantastic in a classic Gotham rock n' roll interrogation montage but alas, no music. Not even a beat. Maybe next time, Jimbo.

Fox

•Bullock sure knows a lot about the top secret traveling brothel he claims to know nothing about. Thot Harvey is my favorite Harvey.

•Jim Gordon pulling a gun on Penguin means he has finally, FINALLY reached the Fuck-It Plateau. No more fucks to give, none to take. He's clean out. May God have mercy on his soul.

•Where did Barbara get that slip? Her dress was sleeveless so she couldn't have worn it to the apartment. Is that a dead girl's slip? That's gross.

•If you listen to every fifth word that comes out of Jason's mouth, he sounds like the perfect boyfriend: "......love......Barbara.....found.....the one....unconditional..."

•But the other four our of five are "cut.....murder...kill...slice..." so again, no cookies for Jason.


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